spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent



trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid


guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off


dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.


virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving

virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving



beachier:

my mirror tells me i’m selfie ready but my camera’s like ‘lol no, try again’


tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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magotdai:

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

everyone


kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen


jesusbreakaway:

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jesusbreakaway:

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jesusbreakaway:

dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY