STOP is this real
we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.
His little face omg
when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
talkin to ur crush like
a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”
You’re not going to be happy all the time. No one ever is. Sometimes you’re just going to sort of exist, and that’s okay.
Learn to be satisfied with “content” and “calm” and “not sad.” Not sad is good.
Not sad is great."
I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.
me as a parent
if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes
Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men who had been described over the phone as blue.